I’m Lan and I’m a blend of satirical humor and cynicism. And yes, I did have a bowl of sassy flakes today.Tumblr (3.0; @lanthemann)http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m580nxM4ot1r1dfito1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50748901387http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50748901387Sat, 18 May 2013 12:10:03 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bba4469769abafe61059ecb959f79ed/tumblr_mmzbstx1yz1qbztsvo1_250.png"/><br/><br/>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50739274227http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50739274227Sat, 18 May 2013 09:53:12 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2b70ovTj61qj26eao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50736835335http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50736835335Sat, 18 May 2013 09:18:12 -0700<p><a href="http://maliciousmelons.tumblr.com/post/49986314539/911-whats-your-emergency-hi-i-need-to-report-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">maliciousmelons</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now.</p></blockquote>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50711983895http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50711983895Fri, 17 May 2013 23:34:04 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-anal-rapist.tumblr.com/post/48894968041/me-seducing-your-man" target="_blank">the-anal-rapist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me seducing your man…</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/21f750b0e477f3bc4c70bfaead3a2340/tumblr_inline_mlu8mnsYH71qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50681263710http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50681263710Fri, 17 May 2013 15:30:12 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkjnb06T71qktq79o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50681021098http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50681021098Fri, 17 May 2013 15:26:45 -0700<p><span>two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.</span></p>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50680715514http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50680715514Fri, 17 May 2013 15:22:21 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed9419486e28b63a916bec12bf5c1924/tumblr_mfxe94FtG31rtqsvvo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gif.tumblr.com/post/39352397292" target="_blank">gif</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/24b68420da90a2d53f7f7386fa9b85ec/tumblr_inline_mfxecnxx0U1rnprub.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50680173733http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50680173733Fri, 17 May 2013 15:14:39 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edwad.tumblr.com/post/49139744207/long-distance-relationships-arent-so-bad-if-ur" target="_blank">edwad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag</p> </blockquote>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50680168242http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50680168242Fri, 17 May 2013 15:14:34 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trillow.tumblr.com/post/45416397988/hey-mum-my-gang-is-coming-over-tonight-can-you" target="_blank">trillow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hey mum my gang is coming over tonight can you prepare some fun snacks</p> </blockquote>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679851091http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679851091Fri, 17 May 2013 15:10:01 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://riceslut.tumblr.com/post/42415384876/i-googled-egg-phobia-and" target="_blank">riceslut</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c5426cc49aaa4fcce54b551da9c3e757/tumblr_inline_mhsd0nhMNk1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679738424http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679738424Fri, 17 May 2013 15:08:24 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/29bc2aeffc49e16f022252f8c19f69ee/tumblr_mkbmqpal681qju6n5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>booby trap</p>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679597232http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679597232Fri, 17 May 2013 15:06:00 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dietchola.tumblr.com/post/50672913385/my-mind-is-still-blown-at-the-fact-that-in-lilo" target="_blank">dietchola</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my mind is still blown at the fact that in lilo and stitch his name is stitch because he patches up their family</p> </blockquote>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679530423http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679530423Fri, 17 May 2013 15:05:26 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kanyewesticle.tumblr.com/post/49309196686/if-life-hands-you-lemons-why-the-fuck-does-it-have" target="_blank">kanyewesticle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if life hands you lemons why the fuck does it have hands</p> </blockquote>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679454222http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679454222Fri, 17 May 2013 15:04:20 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rapewhistled.tumblr.com/post/50673000645/babe-i-missed-my-period" target="_blank">rapewhistled</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c62b9957ef4ce35c4b616575f9286069/tumblr_inline_mmymf6sgPY1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679416896http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679416896Fri, 17 May 2013 15:03:48 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99c90cd2e0ccd5d1e2ff0af3638f3682/tumblr_miht3ebC4J1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679161768http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50679161768Fri, 17 May 2013 15:00:23 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7741ec4a446a5c3610edfefef0fbbd06/tumblr_mmvdd2b0Pg1rmw338o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50678915047http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50678915047Fri, 17 May 2013 14:56:54 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blein.tumblr.com/post/50466897697/so-my-friends-dog-died-and-she-lives-in-new-york" target="_blank">blein</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST </p> </blockquote>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50678900252http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50678900252Fri, 17 May 2013 14:56:42 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eeveed.tumblr.com/post/50674235034/my-least-favorite-subject-is" target="_blank">eeveed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my least favorite subject is</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0e259eabc043ac9472ce670167f6b145/tumblr_inline_mmyn7fvZ5R1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50678841192http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50678841192Fri, 17 May 2013 14:55:52 -0700<p><a href="http://shutupaubrey.tumblr.com/post/50676793556/break-out-the-handcuffs-girl-we-about-to-get" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">shutupaubrey</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>break out the handcuffs girl we about to get </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/55a17da39fa4e16abbf2c777e0152eb5/tumblr_inline_mmyowy1Ef91qz4rgp.png" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50678611774http://lanthemann.tumblr.com/post/50678611774Fri, 17 May 2013 14:52:40 -0700