Listening to my mom talk to her friends.

You are so fake.



True ;)

(Source: nerdsfuckharder, via paging-doctorfaggot)

dirk-strudel:

What joke will Tumblr ruin next?

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Teenage girls 364 days a year: My mom is such a complete bitch. She thinks she's allowed to control my life but I don't want to live by her stupid rules. I hope she dies and goes to hell because I hate her and I never want to see her ugly face again.
Teenage girls on Mother's Day: Happy Mother's Day to the most beautiful loving woman I have met in my entire life, there aren't enough cards in the world to show my gratitude for my mother, I love you mom <3

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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